Saturday, May 31, 2008

Labour's plans summarised

The Daily Mash has it here:
LABOUR will today unveil a detailed plan to alienate its last remaining pockets of support.

The central plank of the party's strategy involves identifying the 10 most popular family cars in Britain and then making them a nightmare to own.

A Labour spokesman said: "We're going for the double whammy of making them too expensive to drive, but also impossible to sell.

"And if that doesn't work we'll just spray paint a big swastika onto the bonnet."
Let's hope Darling is reading this. Sometimes sarcasm can help you think more clearly.

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